Monday, March 18, 2013

Lets Pave Pakistan and Put up a Parking Lot

Lets Pave Pakistan and Put up a Parking Lot
 Remember that great old Joni Mitchel tune from the 1960's? "They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot"? Well I was bored tonight, slow news day and all. So I managed to alter the lyrics to keep up with our subject matter......enjoy.
While your at it, be sure to  read the lyrics to the tune of They Paved Paradise....its more fun that way....

Lets pave Pakistan and put up a parkin' lot
With a holy church, liquor stores, and a swingin' gay spot
Don't it always seem to go
That we know what we got and wish it was gone
Lets pave Pakistan and put up a parkin' lot

They burn all the churches , and drag the men through the streets
And they kill the ones who say Islam is crap
Don't it always seem to go
That we know what we got and wish it was gone
Lets pave Pakistan and put up a parkin' lot

Hey muslim muslim leave us alone,
Stay in the rat holes you love to call home
Don't it always seem to go
That we know what we got and wish it was gone
Lets pave Pakistan and put up a parkin' lot
Hey now, lets pave Pakistan and put up a parking lot
Why not?

Listen, late last night, heard the screen door slam
Big stinkin muslims  took my girl away
Don't it always seem to go
That we know what we got and wish it was gone
Lets pave Pakistan and put up a parkin' lot
Hey now, lets pave Pakistan and put up a parking lot
Why not?

Hey now, lets pave Pakistan and put up a parking lot
Hey now, lets pave Pakistan and put up a parking lot